Beer, give me a beer that’ll
disappear my fears.
Not just any beer. Give me
one brewed with 9% alcohol
Make it dark and bitter if you
will. Frost my glass and fill
it with dark, dark brew that’ll
go down my chute to satisfy
that urge for a cold, cold beer.
I don’t want to drink a Miller or a Bud
that I’d spit into the dust. Those names
are easy to say, you know they are, but
I’ll wait for beer brewed to taste and if
the name is hard to say, like
Weizenbier or Rauchbier, it’s okay.
I’ll even drink some Raspberry Imperial
Stout or a Fruit and Vegetable Beer.
Herb and spice beer will quench my thirst,
but I’ll never know unless I drink beer beer,,
and more beer brewed specially for me.