Monthly archives: May, 2014

Sarcasm: What are some of the best sarcastic quotations?

Thomas Snerdley, All know the Way, but few walk it Who knew Arnold Schwarzenegger also had a brain buried under all that muscle, or the ability to be sarcastic in so many ways?Egotistically sarcastic:  “Money doesn’t make you happy.  I have 50 million dollars now but I was just as happy when I only had 48…



A Splendid Plan

As soon as she came into view, like lead falling from the sky, strange, unknown feelings and thoughts struck me. She changed my entire being. Apparitions of love and soft silk entered my day to day and changed my life. I found that extraordinary one, and my face turns red when I think of how…



Blind Artistic Endeavors

Blinding light spawns liquefied steel, like a volcano sending its molten core across the metal in front of my face. My eyes are covered with darkened glass. I only see flashes of burning white light that I have to judge by touch where to point and what to melt. My fingertips guide the flame while…



Naturally -(424 words)

“What’s the charge?” the female judge asked the clerk of the court. “Crimes against nature.” “Be more specific please?” “Rape and murder,” your honor. “Guilty or not?” the judge asked the accused man who stood as though abused. He raised his head and manacled hands as high as the chains would allow, folded them as…




Phoenix Symphony, with guest artist – Sean Chen

  Nice way to spend Mother’s Day!  



A Penis Manologue – Chapter 1.

  Chapter 1 – Penis Replicas I think it’s time to lose our zipper phobia and talk about what’s behind the zipper. Is the male organ beautiful, or even pretty? In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic. Those not impressively endowed wore a fake penis if they chose….



Montezuma’s Well (click on picture to see more)

 



Arcosanti (click on picture to see more)

 



What are some things that programmers know, but most people don’t?

Thomas Tydal, developer (php/mysql/java/c/objective c) Digital content can never be moved, only copied. You can never watch or listen to anything on the internet without having it copied to your computer first. You cannot password protect a computer from someone who has physical access to it, only encryption works. When you empty the trashcan, the files…



A Perfect World

The first day of school, RXT100Z’s teacher said, “I want you to read, ‘Granny Holly’s Epiphany,’ published in 2093. Read it word-for-word.  Do not scan it into your brain. If you just absorb the information you won’t feel the emotion Holly experienced and won’t completely understand what she has done for us by writing this…