Archives for September 2013

Retirement

Retirement

 

Nobody knows what the future holds,

but we all know we’ll be growing old.

 

It’s hard to believe as an adolescent that

everything works, and one day won’t.

 

No one believes the muscles on their face,

muscles in their arms and legs,

 

muscles that pump hearts will wither, shrink,

and maybe die as the years since birth speed by

and retirement age arrives.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An Ant.

Nature’s Way

 

An ant walked across my patio

and found some food.

 

He stumbled around, signaling for his

tribe to come to see what he had found.

 

Before any help arrived, he stepped

onto a strand of spider silk.

 

Like a sprinter the spider ran

down the line and started a fight.

 

The ant got rolled into a ball, and like a

Christmas gift, it got covered with spider silk.

 

It tried to fight with all its might, but the spider

dragged the unfortunate ant up its web,

 

all the while dreaming of the gourmet meal it

was about to have when it feasted on the ant

 

who searched for something to eat,

but got eaten instead.

 

canvas painting

I did a little painting today. First time since January when I had pneumonia. IMAG0711 IMAG0712

Rained on my fresh cement today.

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Dream Wife

This story was published online.
Dream Wife
by Joe DiBuduo
 
 
It seemed our marriage was made in hell. She thought I was heaven sent because I had a line of credit that she couldn’t seem to exhaust.That was all I had. I worked in construction and for every dollar earned, I had to sweat. When I started getting credit card statements saying I owed thousands, I begged her to stop spending.
 
She went out and bought a car and a dress that matched. Then she wanted me to buy a house in Las Vegas with a garage for her car. She promised to stop spending, so I mortgaged my future for years and years. We moved in, she bought the most expensive designer beds, rugs, blinds, and everything else it took to fill a house.
 
When I could no longer pay my bills, I took her credit cards away. She forged my name to checks. I discovered she used the money to pay a male escort. In a rage, I hit her; she fell onto the white rug and bled until she died. I hadn’t intended to kill her, but since I had, I took her body to Devil’s Canyon in the desert, dug a hole and buried her. It was a great relief to be rid of her.
 
A dust devil began to spin over her grave and a white light  swirled from the ground and hurled toward the sky at a speed almost too fast for my eye to follow. Imagination or guilt must have caused the vision to appear. I only did what had to be done.
 
On the way back to Las Vegas, I stopped for gas. The proprietor said, “You came through haunted land. See anything weird out there?”
 
I didn’t tell himabout the white light. I went home and tried to scrub the blood out of the rug, but had to cut it out. I replaced it. Yet, anytime I went near that spot, I saw her in a pool of blood. I closed the door to that room and never wanted to go into it again. Things were fine for a while. Then one night it happened. My reanimated wife spun me out of my door and across the desert to her grave.
 
“How can this be? You’re dead,” I said.
 
“Only in your world. I’ve gone on to the next.”
 
“Why have you brought me here?” I asked full of fear.
 
“To sign on the dotted line.”
 
“Wake up, wake up,” I told myself.
 
She said, “You have to pay for what you did to me. In the next world your credit will be good, so I’m going to spend, spend, spend, until you arrive. Then you’ll have to pay my bills. Go ahead and sign or I’ll buy you a one way ticket to hell.”
 
“I’d rather go there than pay your bills.”
 
A dust devil spun across the desert at a high speed. It stopped in front of me. In the middle of the swirling sand, Satan smiled at me.
 
“You’re more than welcome to come and lie with me, but before you make your choice, by law, I have to warn you what your life will be like in hell. Down below, we sit around and drink all day and never have to work. And I understand that you did what any man would do to an unfaithful, spendthrift wife.”
 
“How come I get to choose where I’ll go?”
 
“When you buried her in Devil’s Canyon, you sent me her soul.”
 
“But she’s in another world spending my dough before I even get there.”
 
“I know. That’s what I told her to do.”
 
“So I don’t have much of a choice. Go to another world and work my life away to pay her bills, or go to hell and sit around and drink all day. Not much to consider, is there? Of course I’ll choose hell over life with her.”
 
The Devil smiled and led me by the hand to the highway where a semi-trailer-truck rolled over both of us. I saw what was left of my body lying on the road. Satan led me down below, past dark caverns where giant insects feasted on souls, and past pools of bubbling excrement where some poor souls were buried up to their necks. I watched as the level rose to cover their noses and receded. Once they took a breath, they all choked and gasped, gagged and made faces from the awful taste.
 
“Hey, you said we sat around and drank all day!”
 
“That’s what you’ll be doing.”
 
He brought me to a place that was as hot and dry and sandy as Devil’s Canyon up above. I became thirstier than I was ever before. Hundreds of souls drank from fountains of cool looking water, but as they tried to swallow, the water came out of their ears.
 
“This is where you’ll sit around drinking all day.” The Devil laughed so loud that every soul in the place turned to watch and saw me trying to take a drink. Instead of going down my throat, water poured out of my ears.
 
How in heaven’s name did the banks manage to arrange a place like this for those of us who refuse to pay our bills?